Ahh, to be young and not realize (or care) that you'll do incredibly dumb things.

This sorority sister can relate. Dumb thing number one: she got into a shopping cart. That in and of itself is harmless, but it led to dumb thing number two: she appears to have let someone convince her that going down a set of stairs in said cart is smart. That, in turn, led to dumb thing number three: she actually went down the stairs in the cart.

The results are about as bumpy as you'd expect.

They say college is a time for experimenting, but this? Seriously? When you're making moves like this, maybe college isn't the place for you. Maybe you should be left alone in a room with rubber walls.