Advice

If you're new to the area and need a little help getting settled in, this list is for you.

Dolly's got some advice you're going to take to heart - and to the bedroom.

He basically tells her that she's average looking, and that no '6 figure man' wants a '30-year-old baby momma.' Source: Worldstar

In what appears to be a truly heartwarming sign that 2013 will not find us wanting for deeply ironic pronouncements from our favorite rock stars, Guns N' Roses guitarist Bumblefoot has offered a list of tips to aspiring musicians -- and its number one entry is "be on time."