And then there's this: a news story about farts.
Researchers at the University of Exeter in the United Kingdom are saying that smelling farts may help reduce the risk of cancer and other diseases.
Figure skaters move as elegantly as any athletes on the planet. So naturally the Internet has added the perfect touch to their performances: fart sounds.
I've got to imagine that being an opera singer is a pretty tough gig. I bet it's even more tough when, while you're performing your opera singer tasks, you can't control your flatulence.
If you're not familiar with snooker, congratulations on not being a 60-year-old British man! Also, it's kind of like billiards, and so spectators are expected to maintain silence when watching a game. No talking, laughing, and no farting. Come on, guys...