Movie Reviews

‘Getaway’ Review
‘Getaway’ Review
‘Getaway’ Review
It's clear from the start that 'Getaway' is not a good movie. The opening sequence is a mess of different video stocks and flashbacks, an easy tell that a team of editors tore out their hair trying to skip as much boring exposition while leaving the first scenes cogent. But once former race car driver Brent Magna (Ethan Hawke) is behind the wheel of his stolen souped-up vehicle and is receiving cr
‘We’re the Millers’ Review
‘We’re the Millers’ Review
‘We’re the Millers’ Review
'We're the Millers' is a vexing film. It's just funny enough to keep from being truly bad, but too preposterous and predictable to be anything close to good. For every laugh there's something that will make you want to hurl an object at the screen. When it flubs, it flubs hard, allowing each of the four main characters a chance to embarrass themselves. And yet, if you wait 'til the next scene, the
‘Pacific Rim’ Review
As basically a three-word genre mash-up -- monsters vs. robots -- the announcement that Warner Brothers and Legendary Pictures were making 'Pacific Rim' didn't really need to offer much more than just that siren-song simple idea. But it did, promising a big canvas for a big talent, the director Guillermo del Toro. Del Toro isn't a household name -- unless you live in Austin -- but he's the outsize
‘The Lone Ranger’ Review
‘The Lone Ranger’ Review
‘The Lone Ranger’ Review
I loved 'Rango,' the last time Johnny Depp and Gore Verbinski offered up a madcap spin on the Western. I basically enjoyed 'John Carter,' last year's Western-infused would-be space epic, which, not coincidentally, was the last time Walt Disney stock holders had to reach for a shaker of Tums. However, 'The Lone Ranger,' this new spazzed-out Western from Depp, Verbinski and Disney, takes unusual and
‘White House Down’ Review
‘White House Down’ Review
‘White House Down’ Review
'White House Down' has the disadvantage of being the second 'Die Hard'-in-the-White-House movie of 2013 after 'Olympus Has Fallen,' and the advantage of being superior to its predecessor in every conceivable way. It's better directed, better written, and better acted. The action is better, with more impressive special effects; the production design is better, with a much more convincing replica of
‘World War Z’ Review
‘World War Z’ Review
‘World War Z’ Review
The title is 'World War Z,' but I can think up two other letters: "O" and "K." 'World War Z' is okay because it zips along with the fury of a computer-generated cascade of fast zombies. 'World War Z' is okay because Brad Pitt is a great leading man, even if his character has no depth. 'World War Z' is okay because there is always a fatalistic draw to see our social order tumble
‘This Is The End’ [REVIEW]
‘This Is The End’ [REVIEW]
‘This Is The End’ [REVIEW]
When I first saw the trailer for 'This Is The End', all I could think was "Great. Another apocalypse movie." However, once I learned the plot of the film, I was incredibly intrigued. The film did not disappoint.
‘Now You See Me’ Review
‘Now You See Me’ Review
‘Now You See Me’ Review
The magic of cinema and the magic of magic tend to cancel each other out. Once you convince someone they're seeing alternate realities, alien conquerers, and distant futures, pulling a rabbit out of a hat looks a little underwhelming. It is a cruel, sad truth that a single cut negates all the impact of the greatest act of sleight of hand. So, a movie about magic needs to be about more than just ma
'THE HANGOVER 3' [REVIEW]
'THE HANGOVER 3' [REVIEW]
'THE HANGOVER 3' [REVIEW]
'The Hangover' giveth and 'The Hangover' taketh away. The first 'Hangover' made Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and especially Zach Galifianakis stars, and it elevated Todd Phillips from middling Hollywood director to name-brand comic auteur. But in the film industry, success that surprising and enormous demands more success; the beast must be fed. But as 'The Hangover Part II' and especially the new '
“42” [REVIEW]
“42” [REVIEW]
“42” [REVIEW]
There is almost no way to truly put into words the accomplishments of MLB Hall of Famer Jackie Robinson. Not only did he break the color barrier for Major League Baseball, but he made it possible for African American athletes to play any sport they wanted. In honor of the 66th anniversary of Jackie breaking the color barrier, Warner Bros. released "42".