School Wants to Change Their Mascot to Something That Sounds Like Male GenitaliaSchool Wants to Change Their Mascot to Something That Sounds Like Male GenitaliaDo you get offended by names? This busy body parent is just dumb. Right?Free Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot Wings
News Anchor Attempts to Draw a Cannon, But it Looks Like Something Completely DifferentNews Anchor Attempts to Draw a Cannon, But it Looks Like Something Completely DifferentLocal news station back in my hometown of Seattle accidentally created a viral video by the host being a pervert.Free Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot Wings
Man Busted for Pulling the Ol’ ‘Wires in a Penis While Driving’ StuntMan Busted for Pulling the Ol’ ‘Wires in a Penis While Driving’ StuntWell, here's a use of wire you probably never considered.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — AgainUnlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — AgainWhen you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Named P.Ness Has Some Fun With Blackjack DealersMan Named P.Ness Has Some Fun With Blackjack DealersPrepare to tickle the funny bone of your inner 12-year-old.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Runner Smacks His, Uh, Pole Right Into a PoleRunner Smacks His, Uh, Pole Right Into a PoleThe legs aren't the only place this runner is going to feel it after he finishes.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
This Penis Prank Is So Stupid It’s Actually GeniusThis Penis Prank Is So Stupid It’s Actually GeniusYour inner 12-year-old is going to love this.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Snake Viciously Bites Man’s Penis While Using ToiletSnake Viciously Bites Man’s Penis While Using ToiletThe transgender bathroom debate ain't got nothing on the problems one Thai man ran into when he recently relieved himself.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Man (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the USMan (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the USThis pioneer is a member of a very exclusive club.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Donald Trump Brags About the Size of His Penis During DebateDonald Trump Brags About the Size of His Penis During DebateThe battle for the Republican presidential debate has unraveled into the stuff of late night comedy gold.Townsquare StaffTownsquare Staff