Watch Cricket Pulled From Man’s Ear and Prepare Never to Eat Again

This guy came down with a (not so) little bug.

A man in India had a live three-inch cricket taken out of his ear by a doctor.

The doctor liberated the slimy insect with a pair tweezers. The man went to the medic, complaining his ear was itchy, which happens when, you know, a cricket decides to set up shop there.

Not that we or just about anyone else on Earth would know that.