Actor Poops His Pants in Back of Police Car

Things haven't exactly been easy for the London brothers. In 2010, Jeremy London made headlines after claiming he was kidnapped and forced to use drugs...And, now this. Just a few days ago, "Dazed and Confused" actor...and Jeremy's twin brother...Jason London was arrested under suspicion of assault and disorderly conduct. Oh...and he pooped his pants in the back of the police car.

According to Scottsdale, Arizona police, it all started when London sneezed on a man who then asked him to apologize, which seems pretty OK considering the circumstances. London refused the apology and the man punched him in the face. Justice had been served.

When the police arrived, London refused treatment and started pushing officers around. It turns out that putting your hands on a police officer will land you in the back of a police car, which is exactly what happened to London. While in the back of the car, he started shouting about how he was a rich actor and that he didn't do anything wrong. It was at this point that an officer saw London "lean to the left and defecate in his pants".

You see, famous people are just like you and me! I don't know how many times I've gotten beat up for sneezing on a guy, pushed around police officers, and then sh*t myself in the back of the police car. Happens to the best of us, right? No...Ok. Nevermind.

By the way, if you're looking at the above mug shot wondering, "Who did that guy play in 'Dazed and Confused'? I don't remember him," you'll probably recognize him without his face bashed in. This photo was posted to his official Twitter account.