Are you Ready? Bismarck’s Top 10 Pick-Up Lines – Good Luck

Well listen, not every one of these gold nugget pick-up lines only apply to men

I was just thinking about this the other day - I'm single, and people have asked me WHY I'm not dating anyone - for one thing, maybe I just haven't found that perfect pick-up line - the quick-witted approach to getting that crucial first date. I have to admit that it could be my serious "lack of game" - for I have not one clever little one-liner that I can swiftly say to "Win her over" So let me give you a quick example:  " Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you"       Get it?

If you swing 10 times and miss, how many OUTS is that???

Okay, I will stop with the baseball analogy. Let me try some out on the ladies out there - according to parade.com "Be smooth with these clever and corny ways to get the conversation started"

1. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!

*** On a serious matter everyone should know CPR - save a life one day.

2. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you're here, who's running Heaven?

***Don't blame GOD WHEN this line fails

3. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.

***You're in default right there for using this 

4. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

***Watch out for an errant swing from a parking meter when you bomb out on this line

5. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

***Where is JAWS when you need him the most?

6. Are you a Netflix show? Because I want to binge-watch you all night.

***Don't miss their new show starting next week - "Barf-O-Rama"

7. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber."

***Easy now with the porn jokes

8. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

***Ummm that's supposed to cover your MOUTH" 

9. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

*** "That's what Hellen Keller told me years ago"

10. I ought to complain to Spotify about you not being named this week's hottest single.

*** Here is a hit song for you "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" 

So there you have it...You're Welcome!