ESPN’s Joe Tessitore Loves Johnny Manziel’s VIP-Ness [FBHW]

A simple rule of the English language is:  When you want to add the suffix "ness" on to the end of the word, be sure to say in your head first before you say it out loud.  ESPN's Joe Tessitore did not follow that rule and added "ness" to the acronym "VIP."  It did not turn out how he thought it would...

See what Free Beer and Hot Wings had to say about Johnny's VIP-ness below.

Hot Wings, he may have been saying 'Very Important Personess' or he may have been saying 'Very Important Penis.'  I don't think we can truley tell based on the context. - Free Beer