Five-Year-Old Pimp Bummed He Can’t Have Three Girlfriends [FBHW]

When you're five years old, you don't have many worries in your life.

You wake up, play for a little while, maybe go to kindergarten, nap, play a little more and that's about it.

But this kid is different than other kids. He's a stone-cold pimp.

He's got three girlfriends, but he's stressing because, well, having three girlfriends can be pretty stressful for anyone.

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings