Booze

It's been 9 years in the making....April 27th, it's the 9th Annual Bar Golf Tour!

Whenever a person hits the ripe ol' age of 100, people starting asking what their key to long life is. I don't plan on making it that far so I'll tell you how 101-year old Staten Island resident Nancy Lamperti did it.

While alcoholic folklore often paints a rotten picture of a man on a mission to drink himself blind with things like household chemicals, kerosene and anti-freeze, it is the consensus of “the committee” that not even the most desperate of the breed would dare knock back a bottle of decade-old beer.

To the wild-eyed booze enthusiast, it is a sometimes-necessary evil to cut 80 proof whiskey with diet soda, to keep that girlish figure without having to throw your balls up over your shoulders and just do shots. Good news, friends -- it's also an efficient way to get tanked.

A minor league hockey team thought getting a few college students out on its ice for 'College Olympics' on Jan. 18 would make for memorable intermission entertainment. They were right…for all the wrong reasons.

It does not take the well trained nose of a beer aficionado to determine if a beer has gone bad or not. No sir; upscale brew connoisseur and backwoods drunkards alike know that there is only one word to describe the putrid scent of beer gone rotten – and that is “skunk.”

I've been in North Dakota now for about three weeks and I absolutely love it. There is so much going on in Bismarck, so many great things to do, and so many great people...it's really exciting to be a part of. However, there is one thing I don't understand...And that's why everyone adds clamato to their beer?!

This may be the toughest bottle opener we've ever seen. Not only is it shaped like a classic green G.I. army man, it's also made of metal, which means it won't break or bend.

Since high-quality, legit Root Beer is made through a fermentation process almost identical to the one used to brew regular beer, we've always been a little miffed that it doesn't actually contain any alcohol. Our booze motto is: "if it could, it should," even though we've found exceptions -- "Gin Milk" turned out to be pretty disgusting, who knew? Thanks to Sprecher Brew thoug

If the threat of blackouts and liver failure isn't enough to turn you into a teetotaler, then this new photo app, which simulates the physical effects of alcohol abuse over a period of 10 years, just might.