Best Romantic Spots In ND For Make-Out Sessions?

First "right off the bat" ( who in the heck started that old saying anyway? )...
...I am NOT an expert in the field of "Making Out" - I mean take a look at my profile pic and you'll see why. While writing this article, I gathered some valuable information from a seasoned pro...a fellow employee. I will say this however, I have seen for myself three of the places that will be mentioned, and in typical fashion I was alone ( no date of course )

"The Desert" in Bismarck

I drove out to this place which is just past U Mary - Kimball Recreation Area - here you will find a pretty remote area, quiet except when the 4-wheelers and motorcycles are ripping through - word of caution I have been told - "When the road ends, not a great idea to continue through the sand, for you might get stuck ( which probably would ruin your "Make Out" plans )

New Salem Sue

Everybody is aware of this winding hill...in New Salem...which leads to the very top where a HUGE cow is overlooking the valley below. Behave yourself, especially if you are feeling extra frisky - the last thing you want is SUE to fall on top of you...or your date...or both.

When I was living in Minot, I would drive by this "Hidden" place all the time

Here it is, as most romantic spots are at the top of a hill, this lovey-dovey area overlooks the blinking business lights of Broadway AND a Hotel - which is eerily too close to your smooching moves ( I have heard tales of angry hotel residents complaining of the LOUD sounds resonating...)

Some other excitable heartbeat spots

My informant told me that just by mentioning these next few places, people WILL know where they are, and all the "Dirt"

"Car Bodies" - Mandan

"Around The World" - West Of Mandan

So listen, good luck in your hanky-panky ventures.